Montgomery County: You should be ashamed
My lazer pen and camera were confiscated. When I was asked why I had a camera in my bag… I responded - because you never know when you’ll want to make a memory. Yes. I am a smart ass.
After entrusting my stuff to a stranger, I turn to walk away when this dude says, dont worry I’ll take good care of your stuff, because I wouldn’t want to upset your husband. I respond that I dont have a husband, but thanks. WTF mate? Am I looking older and desperate? Do I smell like I collect cats?
TWO HOURS LATER…
I’m back to get my things and this dude asks why I don’t have a husband… Really?
Then he asks where I live. Really? All I can think about is John’s advice to always respond with, yes, I have a boyfriend OR yes, I have a husband… Lying is always better then unwanted male attention.
Then he says, if I MADE HIM DINNER he would travel to my humble abode. I laughed outloud and said, I don’t cook so… its. not. going to happened. for you. buDDy.
Kid you not. He says, so *pause* can I come over?
NO NO NO a thousand times NO. Gawd.
