Im on a BOAT
Memorial Day Weekend just wouldn’t be right without a boat ride:
T: So, you were on a “boat” … fancy. How many times did you want to yell, IM ON A BOAT ?!?
M: Every moment… No, Seriously. Every moment I was on that boat.
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M: As the boat began to accelerate out of the harbor I remembered that front seats = bumpy seats
B: I remember you learned that lesson the hard way that summer at my parent’s cottage
M: My arse is bruised.
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J: Hold on to your band aid
M: CHECK CAPTAIN!
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M: Whole cup of wine… BAM right to my face
T: Choppy seas will do that
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Police: There are chunks on your boat
J: WAT? Chunks of what? Chunks where?
Police: I think its was a fish
